What do you call a bee that comes from America?
USB
No claps please!๐๐
What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
Jaswanti
One More ☝๐
Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
Because of 'Tali-ban'!๐
Acha ek aur ☝๐
How do you ask your 'Maasi' to take a dip in water?
Diplomacy!๐๐
Ye wala last ☝๐
How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
Vocabulary!๐๐
Ye wala ek dum last☝
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul..
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What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.
Simple its - MOTIVATING.
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Don't laugh alone, pass it on ... ๐